C#

C# (read "C sharp", like the music-theory symbol) is modern high-level programming language supporting object-oriented-programming patterns.

It is the sane man's Java.

I have an unhealthy relationship with C#. I'm bad at it, I can never make it do what I want, but I always blame myself for its shortcomings.

C#/.NET naming conventions are excellent. Methods and variables are almost never abbreviated, and PascalCase is God's gift to the world.